We are hurting terribly for our Devil Dogs.
Prowling the aisles of Key Foods in Brooklyn there is an empty space. Cookies? Plenty. Bad, bad pies. Not a problem. Health bars? Puhleeez! But there is nary a packaged cake treat to be had. Man cannot live on Hagen Dazs alone. Item one: Talk to manager to stock Little Debbie snacks. A paltry second to Yankee Doodles, but a temporary fix all the same. Larger solution? Someone, someone please buy out the Hostess Company. I am volunteering to lead the maktg campaign. Bring back our Twinkies, please.